Friday, 27 July 2012

Showman - Lego Meets Photography

That's why I love elementary school, Edna. The children believe anything you tell them. Me fail English? That's unpossible. Lisa, vampires are make-believe, like elves, gremlins, and Eskimos.

Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals…except the weasel. He didn't give you gay, did he? Did he?! Our differences are only skin deep, but our sames go down to the bone.

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Hi. I'm Troy McClure. You may remember me from such self-help tapes as "Smoke Yourself Thin" and "Get Some Confidence, Stupid!"

Wednesday, 25 July 2012


Brace yourselves gentlemen. According to the gas chromatograph, the secret ingredient is… Love!? Who's been screwing with this thing? Books are useless! I only ever read one book, "To Kill A Mockingbird," and it gave me absolutely no insight on how to kill mockingbirds! Sure it taught me not to judge a man by the color of his skin…but what good does *that* do me? When will I learn? The answers to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle, they're on TV!

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