That's why I love elementary school, Edna. The children believe anything you tell them. Me fail English? That's unpossible. Lisa, vampires are make-believe, like elves, gremlins, and Eskimos.
Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals…except the weasel. He didn't give you gay, did he? Did he?! Our differences are only skin deep, but our sames go down to the bone.